Need a laugh??

So here are some things Noah has said lately that I keep forgetting to write down. I hope I remember them all:

Driving in the car.
Me: Noah, I love you so much. I mean, I could just kiss you all day. Orrrrr....I could hug you all day!
Noah: Or not.
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Noah and I were driving in the car. He uses this opportunity since he knows I can't go anywhere to ask me a million random questions. It is usually aggrivating but atleast once a day he'll say something that just cracks me up. I usually duck my head and laugh so he won't see me in the rear view mirror.

Noah: Mama, are chips good for us?
Me: Nope, they aren't. They are fried, honey, and anything fried is bad for us.
Noah: Ya.
Me: Things that are fried have a lot of grease and so it hurts our heart.
Noah: Yep, chips are bad for us. (sigh) But I stiiiiiiillllll love em'!
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Noah: Oh man, Mama, I passed my soccer game. It was at 35 minutes!
Me: What? What do you mean it was at 35 minutes? What soccer game?
Noah: My soccer game. I past it. I don't even have my hair wet!
Me: Huh? What are you talking about?
Noah: I need to look handsome and nice. I need to wet my hair for the soccer game. (Comes out of the bathroom with hair sopping wet dripping down his face.)
Me: Why does your hair have to be wet?
Noah: Because that's what THEY DO. That's what KIDS DO!!
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I put Noah down for his "quiet time" and about 45 minutes later I decided to go check on him.
He had six puzzles laid out on his floor, 2 of them were not finished.
Me: Honey, you have done so well being quiet in here. What have you been doing?
Noah: We have been playing puzzles.
Me: Who is we?
Noah: Gavin, Carter, little buddy Jake and cousin Jake. See, look at what a great job little buddy Jake did. And Carter did this one........Gavin did this one....etc. I just have to finish mine.

Noah has really gotten into pretending his friends are there. The best was when we were out in the back yard and he told me he was playing a soccer game with Gavin. He kicked the ball and it rolled to a stop. Then he just sat there. I asked him why he didn't go get it and he told me it was Gavin's turn. He just sat on a step and stared at the stationary ball.

Noah is just growing so big. He is so smart and blows me away everyday. Right now he loves letters and numbers. He wants to practice addition and wants to know how to spell everything. At the dinner table tonight he asked how to spell pool. Then he told me B-O-O-K spells book, mama! It makes him so happy to learn. He melts my heart.